Ok here goes,
This guy dies, and his family has to now start making all of the funeral arrangements. They head to the funeral parlor, and they are asked what color suit they would like there loved one burried in.
The wife says she would like to see him in a blue suit. 1 min later the funeral director brings out her husband in a blue suit.
Hmmm... I am not sure if I like the blue suit, do you have a brown suit?
He takes him to the back, returns 1 min later, and her husband is in a brown suit.
hmmm .... what about a black suit?
He takes him to the back again, returns 1 min later, and her husband is in a black suit.
thats the one! the black one is definitally it.
But may I ask you a question the wife says.
You wheeled him out of here, and it only took you 1 min to get him changed into a completly different suit! HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!?!?!?!
The funeral director replies, "Oh thats easy ma'am, we just change the heads!
HA hA HA
Its a little morbid, but arent we all a little morbid in our own special way!
Baker sendz..........
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