It's Sunday, Get Off to Worship!!!!

Okay everyone, get up and worship!!!!!! Oh, nevermind, Sunday isn't the 7th day (the sabbath), Saturday is.........., WE MISSED IT!!!!!!!! Go back to bed.......................... TCE

We sacrificed a virgin last night at midnight does that count?

As long as the festivities began before 11:59 PM.............

Boy, it's a dead one today! Everyone must've partied a little too hard last night. TCE

I WENT TO WORSHIP TODAY .................AT THE BEACH WITH MY BOARD!

i went to the strip club last night. did you know those girls eat dollar bills. and not with thier mouth

Whenever I got off to worship the priest gave me a dollar.

Jeez Gabe, you work cheap.......................what's your hourly? TCE

INK, I you hang out long enough, you'll discover that a lot of them smoke too.................................................and not with their mouths!!! TCE

come on, man, I was in grade school...

Oh, grade school.............................that priest got ya started early,,,,working I mean. One can never develop a strong work ethic too soon in life........................ TCE