eny1 no where i can get a tattoo

i want a tattoo but im onli 15 can eny1 help me

U kan wAyTe til ur 18 an' git 1 @ a tat2 ShOp.

Sure...theres a guy just around the corner from you...he does illegal tattoos all day...he just loves tattooin minors...of course he also doesn't have a license and no sterilyizer but he does boil the guitar strings in water first...well if he remembers....and if there is ink left over from someones tat..he pours it right back in the bottle so if they had AIDS you will get it too!....AIN'T it exciting to take a risk with your life?...Hell yeah!! GLOVES?...he don't use no stinkin gloves...thats what he pours cheap cologn on his mitts for..right? His name is Hepatitus Harry and for ten bucks and a 12 pack he'll tattoo anything ya want...probably won't look much like what you thought it would but thats ok!! Ya just can't bitch for ten bucks can ya? Look dumbfuck...wait til you are 18...its not worth the risk...T

mad props to krystof for pulling that off... *chuckles*

Nice job Krystof! Couldn't have said it better.

Kristof's was hilarious...and Taz's hepatitis harry made me spit my water out from laughing so hard...totally unexpected

Haven't seen Hep. Harry in a few years Taz. Heard he was workin' down at "Dirty Dicks and Needles."

Hey Jason...Inks 4 u just got robbed today!!!...I stopped down and talked to the guy to see if we could help but they only robbed him for cash...I just hope they try to rob MY shop when I'm there!

WHAT THE FUCK!?! When did that happen? In broad fucking daylight?

Yep! Early this afternoon...The fuzz came to our shop askin questions like we had something to do with it...yeah I'm so sher!!!