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A NOTE TO GODLOVESME

5 messages · last activity 7/28/2006

Hey there Bible Boy! Its sooo nice to hear from people like you....you see I don't see a lot of good tattoos here in my business most of the people I see have really bad ones....The smart people who have great tattoos just don't frequent my neighborhood for some reason! I like you Bible Boy...in fact I think that you would make a great addition down here at my place...I'm always lookin for people just like you.....I have a position open right now in the propaganda department...I think you would fit right in...ya see much of my business is information...well ok...MISinformation and you seem to have a natural talent for that. I can see it now...you can spread the word about how having tattoos really pisses off the old guy with the beard upstairs....and that priests didn't really molest any children ( I'm pretty proud of that one...took YEARS to get that goin!) and that the Nazis didn't really kill any Jews and ...OH YEAH!!...I've got it....how bout this....you can spread the word that you can learn to tattoo at home and that sterilizers aren't even necessary cause AIDS, Hep and MRSA are all just lies spread by the professional tattoo artists to keep new people out of the business!...What a great idea...Ya know we have quite a few of those...lets see...what are they called...oh yes...scratchers down here....the ones who knowingly used dirty needles and passed on AIDS and other killer diseases...you are gonna fit right in Bible Boy!! Well I need to go man...the fires gettin low and I have a load of fresh meat comin down today...see ya SOON!...Bill Z. Bubb
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In addition to what the big guy said, just remember, you could fix that one sin.....................but you'd still have hundreds of others to worry about.....................come on guy, that's no way to live. Just forget about all that silliness, and join forces with us! SLH